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Don't drive home.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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