she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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