escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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