I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I'm really busy with my period
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