Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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