he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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