I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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