Who wears a wallet chain?!
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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