His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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