Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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