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You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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