She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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