pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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