Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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