So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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