I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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