Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You surviving the open bar?
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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