I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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