its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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