We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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