Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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