i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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