Need sex. Gaining weight.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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