so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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