Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
