So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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