So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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