That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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