This girl is more easily done than said...
It's Friday. Sex?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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