i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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