need another drink. this is the easiest way
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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