i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
home. puking in laundry basket.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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