so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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