I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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