I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...