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  I wish costco sold astroglide.

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  i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon

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  That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo

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  I'm cool with that

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Youre having a picnic

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  Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Anyways enough about genital fatigue...

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