i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
from now on my penis is your penis
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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