i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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