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  when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.

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  who is this?

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?

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  you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  guys are only as good as the porn they watch

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.

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  That d should have definitely been an s.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.

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