I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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