when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.