Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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