Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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