"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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