Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
