There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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