he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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