i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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