I hate your face
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I need a hoe opinion
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