They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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