she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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