I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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