I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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