erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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