But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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