My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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