He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
