Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I can't turn off my feet"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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