Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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